ICONIC Politician, “Osagyefo Dr”. Kwame Mayor has publicly said that he won’t smoke ganja with either former Military Junta Leader Jerry John Rawlings or former President John Agyekum Kufuor, but would rather smoke Peace Pipe with the two former Presidents to ensure peace and stability in Ghana.
The Legendary Human Rights / Civil Rights Activist and 2008 CPP Parliamentary Candidate for Nhyiaeso Constituency in Kumasi, Ashanti Region, popularly known by Ghanaians around the World as “Kwame Mayor”, and reverred by his supporters in the United States of America as “America’s Mandela” — a long time fierce “Intellectual Critic” of former President John Agyekum Kufuor and former Military Junta Leader, Jerry John Rawlings, has publicly pledged to reduce his criticisms of Kufuor and Rawlings (from 1st degree to 3rd degree) as a kind gesture !!!, as he (contemplates) whether he should join the National Democratic Congress (NDC) to propel him someday, perhaps (2016) to become the first Asante Politician to lead the NDC as a Presidential Candidate – in order to end the Nation’s serious and disheartening “Political Divide” between NDC and NPP.
The “People’s Mayor” announced that even though he has decided to scale back his constructive criticisms of “Jak” and “J.J”, he [still] stands by everyting he has said about Kufuor and Rawlings – as a matter of Moral Principles !!!.
“Dis-Honorable Stephen Asamoah-Boateng, (Asaabe), my own School Mate at Great Koss who turned a Monster and Satan against me and Dis-Honorable Kwadwo Mpiani, the cold-hearted “Slick Man” behind Kufuor’s “shady deals” will one day reap the evil seeds they themselves planted”, the Pro-American Politician predicted.
” I will not allow the wickedness, ungratefulness, arrogance, cowardice and selfishness of former President Kufuor who persecuted me to continue to consume me, and neither will I allow the extraordinary cowardly, brutal and evil Human Rights abuses committed by Major (Retired) Boakye Djan and Ex-Flight Lieutenant Rawlings against their [own] African and Ghanaian Brothers and Sisters prevent me from reaching out to the Qualities of Mercy of Genuine Forgiveness and National Reconciliation”, said the “Larger than Life” Politician who has often cautioned Ghanaians that “an eye for an eye would make all of us blind and a tooth for a tooth will make all of us toothless”.
“Kufuor’s government stole my ideas and typical of the wickedness of the Black Man towards his [fellow] Black Man, former President John Agyekum Kufuor, who was absolutely intoxicated with power while in office and suffered from personal insecurity; lack of Self Confidence and lack of Self Esteem, paid my Good Samaritan deeds with Evil deeds”, the Politician asked Historians to tell future generations of Ghanaians the truth and nothing but the truth !!!
” I was the Intellectual architect of several powerful and published ideas already implemented in Ghana during the government of former President John Agyekum Kufuor. —– (Yet, I was never given any credit due to my affiliation with the Convention People’s Party [CPP] ) — (Powerful ideas which have tremendously benefited the Nation, (for example) : My Platform for the importation of South Africa’s Model of “Truth and Reconciliation Commission” to Ghana which I personally gave to President Kufuor before he (Mr. Kufuor) became President of Ghana; Erection of Statutes for the Martyred Judges, my public call and published news for Voting Rights for Ghanaians living abroad, my public call and published news (in for example, Ghana’s Daily Graphic) that called for Cash Transfer to the Poor to ensure Equity, my public call and published news to revive Dr. Nkrumah’s original idea of a Continental African Union Government. — (Please Note that : I sent a registered letter in Ghana in 2005 to former President John Agyekum Kufuor, [receipt number 00096] and also, a registered letter to Libya’s President Muammar Qaddafi, [receipt number 00027]) that called for the formation of a Continental African Government to be called “United African States” – [UAS]; my public call and published news to build “State of the Art Presidential Palace in Ghana to attract Tourism like the White House”, my public call and published news for Ghana to enter into the age of “Civilian Nuclear Power”, my public call and published news for Annual Yaa Asantewaa Festival, my public call and published news for Ghana to recognise her Heroes and Heroines – (which logically prompted Kufuor’s administration to institute awards for the “Nation’s Heroes and Heroines”)”.
“Osagyefo Dr” Kwame Mayor, a Royal Politician whose very biological Great Grand-Fathers gallantly led Asante wars against Colonialism and Imperialism perpetuated on African soil by “Our White Brothers and Sisters” said even though he is thinking about joining the NDC to [prevent] the Nation’s trend towards the “Politics of Ethnicism and Tribalism” whereby most Akan or Asante Politicians join NPP and most Ewe Politicians join NDC, he is not naive to the fact that “simplistic minds may be suspicious of his good intentions”.
“There are remnants of insecured, paranoid and witch-hunting forces out there who are suspicious of my plans to join the NDC, especially my plan to become the first Asante Flagbearer of the NDC in ”, said the Pan-Africanist Politician.
” NPP should elect an Ewe to become its future Presidential Candidate and NDC should also, allow an Asante to become its future Presidential Candidate and the nonsense of Tribal or Ethnic Politics will end”, said the Charismatic Politician who explained that although Sekou Nkrumah’s appeal to CPP members to join the NDC is tempting and appealing, should Samia Nkrumah, the daughter of Ghana’s first President Osagyefo Dr. Kwame Nkrumah emerge as the 2012 CPP Presidential Candidate, he (“Osagyefo Dr” Kwame Mayor) — the “Intellectual Re-incarnation” of Osagyefo Dr. Kwame Nkrumah will definately stay with the CPP.
“There is a saying that you can take a person from the Ghetto but you cannot take away the Ghetto from that Person”
“You can take “Osagyefo Dr” Kwame Mayor into NDC Camp or NPP Camp, but you can never take away the Pan-Africanist Spirit of Osagyefo Dr. Kwame Nkrumah from “Osagyefo Dr” Kwame Mayor”, the Politician told Ghanaians around the World in one of his weekly Political Sermons which has generated unprecedented interest among Ghanaian Communities around the World.
The Politician with amazing sense of humour even while talking about serious issues again remarked :
“I ain’t gonna smoke Ganja (Wee) with J.J. Rawlings, especially the big one that the Rastafarians smoke”
I’m gonna smoke Peace Pipe instead with Rawlings and Kufuor but certainly not Ganja, Dudes”, the Politician said in his somewhat American accent as he strongly denied rumours that some of his secret and under-cover Body Gurads consist of former Gangsters; Ex-Drive-By Shooters; Ex-Pimps; M.O.B’s; a few Mexican Mafias and several Italian Mafias.
“You can laugh as much as you want Punks”, the Politician with amazing sense of humour said, amid uncontrollable laughter.
“Having a sense of humour is the essence of Humanity !!!. Unfortunately, God Almighty does not make Perfect Human Beings like Kwame Mayor anymore”, said a member of “Kwame Mayor’s Fan Club” who wanted to remain anonymous.
“Osagyefo Dr. Kwame Mayor is indeed a Genuis and his extraordinary personality can never be understood by simplistic minds – especially people wih the lowest IQ !!!”, said a would be Medical Doctor.
“Peace Pipe and [not] Ganja please”, the Politician who has never smoked Ganja and has (never) seen drugs before throughout his whole life told Uhuru Times, and hinted that peace between him, Rawlings and Kufuor could bring permanent peace in Ghana.
By Che Guevara, Uhuru Times
Tsitsi Mashinini, Contributing to Uhuru Times